全美超模大赛
全美超模大赛

2003年·欧美综艺·全美超模大赛

2003nian·zuixinoumeizongyi·quanmeichaomodasaidiyiji

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英语
更新:
2023-10-29
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已完结
位置:
iDC影视 - 综艺频道 - 欧美综艺栏目 -《全美超模大赛》 - 全网影视聚合平台
剧情:
Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentious&shallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool...收起

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